Looking ahead, the three saw in the very box-like was nothing. "Huh?" Navi said floating about. What's the point of making a room like this with nothing in it?" Link slowly walked forward, looking for anything suspicious, the boy then stepped onto a small bush, doing so it quivered suddenly. "Huh? Peering down to get a better look at the plant, Link was then suddenly blasted into the air, knocked off his feet by the bush rising up from the ground. "A Deku Scrub!" Saria exclaimed, taking note of the wooden being. "Whats a Deku Scrub?" Link rubbed his head, getting himself off the ground. "You don't know?" Saria rested her palm on the side of her head. these scrubs are natives of the Lost Woods and some of them take residence inside the Great Deku Tee, like this one here." "The--Ahhh!" Saria yelped as a fist sized nut hit her in the face, leaving a large red mark across the middle of her face and nose. The scrub chuckled at it's successful attack "Hey!" Link ran up, sword ready, the scrub realizing danger plummeted back into the earth. Trying to stab the sword into the top of the scrub, Link found it useless as the sword was simply to small and dull to pierce the Deku's upper layer of leaves. "Hmmph...stupid weed!" Link barked at the cowardly plant being, kicking it's leaves with his foot. "Are you alright Saria?" Navi said, flying over, having watched everything from up above. "Yeah...I'm fine, but why is that Deku Scrub attacking us? Most of them are quite non aggressive..." The scrub then popped out again, and fired a nut at Link who was walking back to Saria. "Link!" Navi and Saria both yelled as it hit him in the back, but as it was the nut rebounded off his shield and flew back into the scrub, knocking it out of it's nest. "Link on its back, look!" Saria pointed to the thing latched onto the scrub's back, a small purple bulge of sorts was leeching off the scrub. Link drew his sword and dashed at the scrub, and after a few good slashes, the bulge burst, leaving the scrub free.

Shaking in a frightened manner the scrub did a small bow and hopped hurriedly back to it's nest and burrowed deep into the ground. "What was that "thing"?" Saria questioned, disturbed by the image of such a horrid object controlling a scrub like that. "I don't know...but it's probably due to whatever's cursing the Deku Tree." Link responded as he walked to the door. Making their way into the room Link saw a large chest on a ledge with a large, gray floating platform in front. Finally a room without danger, alright let's go." Saria said hopping onto the platform nearly taking up the stone's space with her whole body. As she tried to jump again, Saria felt an odd rumbling... "Hmm, hold on you two, I think I'm about to.." but then the platform fell out of the air, and into the floor, crumbling into dust instantaneously. "Uwa!" Link gasped at Saria's fall and the sudden change of gravity on the platform. "Heh, never mind." Saria said, pushing her bulbous 800lb self up, grasping the ivy wall she began to climb upwards. "Well, what are you two waiting for? Link and Navi nodded and jumped down onto the opposite ivy wall. Opening the chest Link took out a slingshot, inscribed on it was "Fairy Slingshot" "Hmm..." Link pondered at the name. "Wait a minute how we get back?!" Navi screamed, realizing there was no way to get back the door. "Look." Link said, pointing up to a ladder covered in webbing. "Alright Link, now here use--" Saria said, taking a small pouch out from the chest before seeing Link had other ideas. Link then grabbed Navi, squeezing her flabby 600g body and placing it into the pouch of the slingshot. "W-wait Link what are you--Ahhhhhh!" Navi screamed once more as the boy sent her shooting into the ladder. "Ooof!" Navi groaned as she pushed into the ladder, falling along with it to the floor. Saria merely looked on in amazement at how Link could do something so...ignorant. "Uhh Link?" Saria tapped his shoulder and showed him a small parchment and a pouch in her hand. "You found our slingshot! Handcrafted by fairies of old from the wood of the Deku Tree himself, this slingshot has helped many a Kokiri in need for ages. NOTE: Despite being called the "Fairy Slingshot" it does not shoot fairies." "Ohh..hehe" Link muttered in embarrassment as Saria dropped the pouch into his hand, giving him a sort of motherly look of disappointment. "Uhhh... oh man... LINK!!!" Navi shouted bashing her blubber into his face, pounding into him in furious anger. "What the hell was that for?! You could've killed me!" "S-sorry, it said "Fairy Slingshot " I thought that's what it meant...and hey you got the ladder down!" "Hmmph..." Navi merely turned her head, refusing to talk to him for the time being. As the three made their way into more sections of the tree, they found a compass which was useless, and then found themselves at the top of the tree.

"Well...there's nothing else up here..." Navi said, fluttering about Saria's head. "Looks like we've got to go down past that webbing." Saria noted on her knees, peering down from an outward ledge, taking care to keep as much of her heavy fat on the floor as possible. "All the way down?! It took forever just to get up here...maybe we can jump down..." Link said, hoping he wouldn't have to go the long way down. "Jump?! Link I can barely see the bottom from here, I don't think I could survive that, and I've got all this stuff..." Saria then took hold of her large belly folds, letting them drop onto her lower side flab with a resounding slap. "...to cushion my fall." "Aw come on Saria, we'll have the web itself to slow us down, besides I think I see some water down there, that should also help." "Well...alright grab hold of me Link, I want to make sure you survive this, you too Navi." "Why? Unlike you two I can fly." the fairy said matter of factly, flapping her wings extra fast for a few moments to emphasize them. "Oh just get in here." Saria said pointing to her bellybutton. "Fine..." Navi nudged her way into the Kokiri's girl cavernous navel, making the girl giggle from the ticklish sensation. "Hahalright...*gulp*...1....2........3! "Waaaaaaahhhhh!!" Link and Saria yelled as they fell onto the webbing Navi , it stretching immensely from the massive amount of weight and velocity of the two children. *SPLASH!!!* Nearly blasting out almost a foot's height of water out of the entire pool, the two Kokiri were drenched in water, Saria's blubbery crevasses and folds holding in 20lbs worth of water alone. "Well...I must say that wasn't as bad as I thought it would, it was kind of exciting." Saria admitted as she squeezed her fat all over, getting rid of the water that laid in it. "Yeah..." Link said stopping as he noticed how Saria's clothes being wet draped over her body, clinging to her form, her heavy Deku scrub sized breasts just barely fully covered by her top. Her bight green hair clung to her head, now a fair bit darker from absorbing water. She looked...different, Link had felt this before about Saria, but this time it really stuck in his mind how good she looked being so fat. "Hey! Whatcha staring at Link?" Navi asked to the boy, floating in front of his view. "Wuh nothing nothing, c-come on let's keep going." Link said quickly as her twisted some water of his hat.

Making their way into the next room,they saw a rather odd large iron spiked bar spinning across the entire room, with a platform floating across the water to the other side. "What?! Okay, who designed this?! How did someone even put this in here?!" Navi raged over the ridiculousness of the room's environment. "It looks like some kind of puzzle...." Saria said surveying the room. "You think you can swim over there Saria, we could float on top of your body." "I don't know Link...those spikes look pretty sharp, I'll get messed up real bad going under those things, my smooth belly will get all scratched and infected, hey wait...I see some kind of switch down there Link." "Hmm so there's a switch and a platform here..." Link said as he thought over how to do this. "Alright here goes. Hup!" Link jumped into the pool, swimming down to press the switch which then opened up hidden holes at the bottom, draining the water enough for the platform to pass under the spikes with generous space between them. Quickly the boy swam back, got onto the platform as Saria jumped into the water, too big to get on with him, swimming underwater to the other side. Crouching as he passed under the spikes, Link then jumped off onto the other side of the room, with Saria climbing out alongside him and Navi simply flying over. Taking out the giant skulltula, Link and Saria pushed the block up to the ledge above, climbed atop, and then made their way into a circular room with a Deku Baba. After killing it and taking the stick from it's remains, Link wondered what to do. "Hmm..."*twang!* Well these bars on the door aren't going anywhere. "Maybe we've got to light these other torches using the lit one here." Navi said, basking in the fire's warmth. "How would that work?" Saria said perplexed by such a concept. "It makes as much sense as the rest of everything in this place...Waitaminute who puts a LIT TORCH inside the GREAT DEKU TREE?!" Navi raged again as she realized the stupidity of having fire inside a tree. "Well whatever... let's try it." Link responded, taking out a stick from Saria's flab, lighting it, then using it to light the other torches, then immediately the door's bars lifted up. "Huh....it worked." Saria said astounded, scratching her torso. Making their way into the next room, they stopped as they heard loud rustling from above. *boomp* *boomp* boomp* suddenly the three were surrounded by some very odd looking creatures.