Can a Squid Inkgulf the Earth? Ch.1

“Hey Squid Girl, Hurry up we got a large order of gyoza, yakisoba, and yakitori over at table five!”
Yet another day was going rather swimmingly for Squid Girl, keeping herself busy with serving the various customers of Lemon Beach House. Tying on an apron she walked out to the front of the restaurant to serve everyone their orders via her many lengthy tentacles.
“Hey, can I get some shaved ice, two strawberries and one grape!”
“Can I get refill please?”
“Can you take this plate back?”
“Sheesh it sure is busy today.” Squid Girl thought to herself as she simultaneously cleaned up a table and served a group of people. Having failed to invade mankind or even take out this simple Japanese beach house, Squid Girl had let herself get manipulated into working for the Aizawa siblings, though for the most part she tended to forget initial objective very easily or that she had been manipulated, so this didn’t bother her.

“Here are the dishes Eiko.”
“Thanks.” The girl said as she took the plates and bowls to their sink.
“I must say, the house is rather full today isn’t it Eiko?” Chizuru said as she cooked up several bowls of yakisoba, smiling with ever present closed eyes.
“No kidding, Squid Girl’s tentacles are moving all over the place, I’m amazed she can keep up with all the orders though, usually she’s super clumsy when dealing with busy days.”
“I heard that!” Squid Girl jerked towards the manager, barking back at the girl, however her action caused her to become unbalanced, and worse she was carrying 8 orders in her tentacles. “Waaaaaaaahhhh!” *CRASH!!!* And thus a number of customers found themselves covered in the broth of various soups, noodles, and meats.

“S-sorry for the mess, please come again…ahaha…” Eiko finished helping clean off the last of the customers that had gotten splashed by Squid Girl’s accident.
“Errggh! What the hell is with you?!” Eiko shouted at the squid-girl, still rubbing her sore spots from the fall, furious at the near loss of customers from their business.
“It’s your squidding fault in the first place! If you hadn’t said such an awful thing about me, I wouldn’t have lost my train of thought!” Squid Girl shouted back in defiance,
“You lose your thoughts at a moment’s notice regardless of my doing!...Besides it wasn’t even that mean in the first, in fact I complimented you beforehand.”
“Errrrrrr!” the two growled and stated at each other with heated intensity, which was until Chizuru interrupted them.
Now, now you two be quick and make up…we seem to have a rather interesting customer heading our way.”
“Huh?” the two of them said in confusion.
“Interesting…” Eiko said.
“Customer?” Squid Girl said after her.

“What?” Eiko merely looked on the odd sight before their establishment.
What stood before them was a group of incredibly suave and handsome young men and one young beautiful woman in elegant uniforms with a sleek black color and white trims. However, what was really odd was the person they were all carrying in between them. Atop all of their arms was a very, large woman, that despite her size and weight looked more beautiful then most women, perhaps even because of it, but that was a more subjective way to describe her looks. Adorned in a stylish and classy purple dress, the large woman held a golden fan with sun and moon on it in front of her flabby face, fanning her many chins, chubby cheeks, and long, flowing, wavy blonde hair. Her dress showed off a generous amount of cleavage, and the bottom of her dress shyed a few centimeters away from the flab of her flowing belly.
“Woah she’s huge!” Eiko loudly whispered to herself as she took on the woman’s gargantuan body. It was sight to behold, the fact that someone of such supposed class and apparent wealth would come to their simple little beach house.
“Wow, she’s like a squidding whale…” Squid Girl said in awe and wonder, not knowing humans could even be that big.
“Shh! Quiet, do you want her to hear you and close us down, a person like her probably has a lot of wealth and power!”
Chizuru made a faint laugh, finding amusement in her sister’s hypocrisy, considering her comment was more blunt and louder.
“Let me down please.” The woman requested of her servants.
“Yes Lady Kirei Josei” the men said as they gracefully and carefully let their Mistress down to do as she pleased.
“Excuse me, miss…are you the owner of this establishment?” Kirei Josei asked, still fanning herself, her voice had a soft and alluring air to it.
“Y-yes, I’m the manager Ma’am.” “Sheesh, what’s a person like her doing at a little place like ours?” Eiko thought over just what this woman wanted with their little beach house.
“Wonderful, well then I would like to make a request.”
“A…request?”
“Mmm-hmm I’m tired from my day of modeling and need nourishment, I request one of every single item you have, drinks included.”
“Huh?!” Eiko, Chizuru, Takeru, and Squid Girl all collectively gasped at the ridiculous and grandiose order.
“O-one of everything!?” Eiko said in disbelief.
“Yes.” The blonde said as if it was a normal thing, and to her, it was.
“Please. Make Haste!” her group of servants all said in perfect unison, shocking the group.
“Yes!” they all saluted in affirmation.

“Alright miss….here it is…as you requested…one of….everything, guhhh.” Eiko huffed as she and everyone else carried dozens upon dozens of plates, bowls, glasses, and tableware to the woman as she sat there sitting atop 4 crouching servants, her probably 600lb body jiggling as she rubbed her various fat folds in restlessness for her meal.
“Allow me Lady Kirei.” the one woman of the group said as she picked up the chopsticks and fed the far larger woman her first bite. She and all the other servants, despite the situation, kept their eyes shut and their faces emotionless, only changing when necessary, as was customary for type of job. However, one could see if they looked closely, that a trickle of blood was slowly oozing from all of their noses, almost as if they were forcefully being kept from falling.
“Mmh…” the woman moaned as she took in more food.

Minutes passed as the woman slowly ate away at her food; every so often a few of her servants would switch places and continue feeding the purple clad bbw.  Plates stacked all over the table…and bits of food had collected in the chins and cleavage of Lady Kirei, a servant or two had made the motion to clean her, up but she simply shook her head to tell them to stop, she enjoyed it for now and they could wait till after she was done eating.
It was at this point Squid Girl realized something about this woman…all her servants…they were doing everything for her, cleaning her, feeding, her, carrying her that was exactly the kind of power over humans she needed…but how to get it? Squid Girl then took the initiative and went up to the massive woman.
“Hey what are you doing Squid Girl?” Eiko said in a hushed tone, not wanting her squid-girl worker to mess this up with some inane idea or something.
“I’m gonna go ask her something, I need to know how she commands all those people.”  
“She pays them, what else do you need to know?” Squid Girl then ignored Eiko and went up to the snacking woman, poking her with one of her tentacles.
“Excuse me, Miss?”
“Hmm…yes?”
“How do you have all these servants?” Kirei Josei stopped for a moment to look at the person who had asked this question, setting a plate down, one of her servants took it to the Aikawa siblings for them to clean.
“Oh my, you’re an interesting girl; your hair is…rather exquisite.” She said this as stroked the hair/tentacle appendage. Well…mmh mhese arme my moyal helperms, *gulp* they work for me due to my grand size of wealth and knowledge in my career field, and they find me very beautiful as they have said to me many times.” Lady Kirei said finishing a mouthful of food. Of course by that point Squid Girl had conveniently blocked out what the woman had said after hearing the first few words of how she controlled her workers. “Of course, it’s so simple, all I have to do to inkvade humanity is get so big they’ll have no kraken choice to do anything but obey me!”

“Now all I’ve got to do is become a whale of a squid, then all of mankind will succumb to my gill!” Squid proudly proclaimed her new plan to the world.
“Huh?” Eiko responded with absolute confusion as to how she came to that conclusion.
“Miss, do you mind if I eat with you, I really think it would help me.”
“Don’t eat the customer’s food!” Eiko screamed in irritation.
“I don’t think she’ll mind sis.” Takeru said to his older sister as he took on the sheer amount of food that was still there, despite having well over 30 plates and bowls having been cleaned in the 30 minutes, not to mention that Squid Girl was already eating along with the woman, who didn’t seem to mind one bit.
“Hmmhaha, I’ve never seen Squid Girl so interested in any food besides shrimp, this should be rather interesting.” Chizuru giggled at the sight before her.
“This is weird.”
“This is funny hahaha, go Squid Girly!” Takeru cheered on Squid Girl, as it seemed she and Lady Kirei had gotten into a sort of contest.
“If you think I’ll gill up that easily, you’ve got another fin coming!” Squid Girl said as she munched her way through plates of meat and noodles, even using her tentacles to increase her speed of consumption.
“Ahahaha…give it your best shot then Squid Girl!” Kirei was now shoveling food into her maw; her servants were now standing together cheering their employer on.
“You can do it Lady Kirei!”
“You cannot lose!”
“Show that girl your true appetite!”
“When did this become an eating contest?!” Eiko screamed in utter confusion over the situation, bemoaning how bizarre this day had become. She and her siblings continued to watch the spectacle as not only they but other bystanders gathered around to watch the match between Squid Girl and this wealthy woman, having found the sight to be enjoyable.

As the final 4 plates were left, both Squid Girl and Lady Kirei shoveled down food into their messy and food covered selves, and finally a cheer erupted towards the winner.